Limericks made by pupils

There once where a guy named Pete
They told him he was so sweet
He was very fat
Like a big bad bat
But they still gave him a treat

Made by: Henric och Julia

It once was a boy called Dick
And his mum was a real fat prick.
She wants to lose weight
But it was too late.
cause her belly was ever so thick.

It once was a girl called Sue
she went with her friends to zoo.
Her friends was scary
but she was hairy.
And she got stuck in glue.

Made by: Amanda and Chrille

I went to the staffroom one day
for a nice cup of tea during play
but a troll had got in
and was making a din
even though he had nothing to say.

Made by: Benjamin and Anna

There once was a girl called Lou
And she said I love you
and he got happy
that wasn’t very crappy
because he loves her too.

Made by: Alex and Filip