Limericks made by pupils

There once where a guy named Pete
They told him he was so sweet
He was very fat
Like a big bad bat
But they still gave him a treat

Made by: Henric och Julia

It once was a boy called Dick
And his mum was a real fat prick.
She wants to lose weight
But it was too late.
cause her belly was ever so thick.

It once was a girl called Sue
she went with her friends to zoo.
Her friends was scary
but she was hairy.
And she got stuck in glue.

Made by: Amanda and Chrille

I went to the staffroom one day
for a nice cup of tea during play
but a troll had got in
and was making a din
even though he had nothing to say.

Made by: Benjamin and Anna

There once was a girl called Lou
And she said I love you
and he got happy
that wasn’t very crappy
because he loves her too.

Made by: Alex and Filip

Ireland

Our second project this semester is Ireland and its culture.
The goals for  this project are the same as during project South Africa. We hope that as many of you as possible get contact with a English speaker to learn more about how they live.